That's really a good question. Well! Blogthings has the answer for it. Here is what it says about smoking addiction.

• You put scotch tape on a broken one.
• You only smoke half of the cigarette so you can start on the next one sooner.
• A big white truck with the picture of a camel rolls up to your house twice a week with our supply of smokes.
• You are considering changing your name to Malboro.
• You smoke in the shower.
• You've convinced yourself that second-hand smoke is not harmful if you inhale really eally deeply.
• our children are named: Winston, Philip Morris and Misty.
• R.J. Reynolds sends you a Christmas card.
• You're waiting for the last few pews to become a designated smoking area before you'll go back to church.
• People invite you outside to admire the stars, and it's daytime.
• Every time you light up a cigarette your family stops, drops and rolls.
• Your family's Christmas wish list consists of gas masks, fire extinguishers and air refsheners.
• You have an environmental awareness group protesting on your lawn.
• Your family goes to Los Angeles for fresh air.
• Your friends have named their secondhand smoke related coughs after me.
• Your cat has taken to wearing "The Patch"
• Your family uses fog horns to navigate around you.
• Just watching the 400 metre race during the Olympics makes you tired.
• The local iron lung dealer sends you their product brochures.
• Phillip Morris sends you their annual report and thanks you for your help.
• You recently read somewhere that your former cigarette manufacturer went out of business shortly after you switched to a new brand.
• Your doctor [excitedly] asks for your permission to use your lung x-rays at his next Quit Smoking" seminar.
• You take baths because the shower puts 'em out
• Your nickname at work is "Breakroom."
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Smoking.