I am posting one of the humor that I enjoyed a lot here. I have already posted it in my journal on Blogger. Since I have ditched Blogger, I am redoing it here.

George Bush is visiting the Queen of England. He asks her, “Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any
tips you can give me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people.”

Bush frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle.”

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. “Please send The Prime
Minister in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room. “Your Majesty…”

The Queen smiles. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, he answers, “That would be me!”

“Yes! Very good!” says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick
Cheney. “Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says the vice president. “Let me get back to you on
that one.”

Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer.

Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and recognizes Colin Powell’s
shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts, “Colin! Can you answer this for
me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or
your sister. Who is it?”

Colin Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Dick Cheney smiles. “Thanks!”

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. “Say,
I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Colin
Powell.”

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his
face, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”