Here is a couple of Ganguly humors that I have received over e-mail.
4 simple steps to cook Maggi
Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and put the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is onfield.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.
Phone call for Ganguly!
India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it's a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on!
India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score.
There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room. The Team Manager picks up the call.
"Hello! I am Ganguly's friend speaking. Can I talk to him now?"
The Team Manager replies : "Sorry! He has just gone in to bat."
The caller replies "No problem. I'll hold the line!"