Laloo and Gates
How about a conversation between Laloo and Gates. Can't resist the temptation. Isn't it? Here we go...
Gates:Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! We have the concept of single window clearance in almost all our offices.
Gates: Do you have Windows installed at your home as well?
Laloo: No, I have sealed all the Windows as we always run the risk of burglary etc.
Gates: (a little confused at this) Then what exactly is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION ? Yes, I was operated on Hernia last month.
Gates(sweating at Laloo's knowledge): I hope Internet is being used a lot in India
Laloo: Oh Yes! There are a lot of mosquitos and a lot of people use the net to keep them away.
Gates(bewildered at the response): By the year 2010, will India be in a position to export microchips?
Laloo:We export Uncle Chips worth crores every year.
Gates (feeling very Uneasy):Do you use a Laptop regularly?
Laloo: My grandchildren sleep on my lap every evening.
Gates (sweating profusely): It seems that the chief minister of Andhra Pradesh knows more about RAM and ROM than you?
Laloo : RUM? We are taking off the ban very soon and it will be available freely.
Gates (feeling dizzy at this): Well, I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I am sorry, I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates: I have no energy left. Let's go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.