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Mallu Accent - "Simbly Funtastic"

The sweetness of English reaches it's maximum when talked by a Mallu! Get some glimpse here. No offense meant ;-)

What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yem
What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
And for cargo?
A Loree
Where does he pray?
Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'