I enjoy reading XKCD. One of the recent comic that I enjoyed the most was published last week, titled “Permanence“, that was about naming servers.
One of the reasons that I enjoyed this the most was due to the fact that I can totally correlate this comic to my behavior in naming things. I have an obsession of naming my laptops, servers, PCs, gadgets and more based on Greek mythological names. I am not sure how I developed this obsession. I think that it was mainly influenced by the games Zeus: Master of Olympus and Age of Mythology, the two games that I played a lot almost 8 years ago.
Here are some of the names of my stuff and the reason why I picked that name.
Item: Macbook Pro (Mac OS X)
Name: aphrodite – Aphrodite (Ἀφροδίτη (Áphroditē)) is the goddess of love and beauty.
Reason: This is my most favorite name. I use it for the personal machine that I spend time on.
Item: Primary development machine (Solaris 11)
Name: athena – Athena or Athene (Ἀθηνᾶ (Athēnâ)) is the goddess of wisdom, warfare, battle strategy, heroic endeavour, handicrafts and reason.
Reason: I use this name for my primary development machine at work and the primary trait that I care is wisdom.
Item: Messaging Server development server (Solaris 10)
Name: angelia – Angelia (Αγγελία) is the spirit of messages, tidings and proclamations.
Reason: It mainly deals with messages.
Item: Microsoft Windows VM
Name: erebos – Erebos (Ἔρεβος (Érebos)) is the god of darkness and shadow.
Reason: No comments.
Item: Apple iPhone
Name: Dionysus – Dionysus (Διόνυσος) is the god of wine, drunken orgies and wild vegetation.
Reason: It mainly represents the idea of socializing and parties.
Item: Apple iPad
Name: Ananke – Ananke (Ἀνάγκη (Anánkē)) is the goddess of inevitability, compulsion and necessity.
Reason: Well, iPad is a compulsion and necessity of the current generation, especially of magnified amplitude for people in the Valley.
Item: Buffalo wireless router
Name: aether – Aether (Αιθήρ) is the primeval god of the upper air.
Reason: For the power of sending/receiving tons of data over the air.
Item: Apple iPod Nano
Name: Terpsichore – Terpsichore (Τερψιχόρη) “delight of dancing” was one of the nine Muses, ruling over dance and the dramatic chorus.
Reason: Associated with fitness.
Item: Apple TV
Name: Hedone – Hedone (Ἡδονή), is the spirit of pleasure, enjoyment and delight.
Reason: Associated with entertainment/enjoyment.
Item: Canon EOS 50D camera
Name: Hyperion – Hyperion (Ὑπερίων (Hyperíōn)) is the titan of light. With Theia, he is the father of Helios (the sun), Selene (the moon) and Eos (the dawn).
Reason: What suits a camera better than the name of the titan of light!
Item: Honda Civic car
Name: Hermes – Hermes (Ἡρμῆς (Hērmē̂s)) is the god of travel, messengers, trade, thievery, cunning wiles, language, writing, diplomacy, athletics, and animal husbandry.
Reason: If the god of travel is with you, you are the master of roads.
Item: Citizen Skyhawk AT watch
Name: Chronos – Chronos (Χρόνος (Chrónos)) is the Keeper of Time. Not to be confused with the Titan Cronus, the father of Zeus.
Reason: What suits a clock that is so meticulous in keeping the accurate time using atomic time better than this name?
Item: Fuji CCR3 road bike
Name: Aura – Aura (Αὔρα (Aúra)) is the titan of the breeze and the fresh, cool air of early morning.
Reason: Mainly reflects the feeling that I get when I ride.
Item: Predator Sneaky Pete cue
Name: Oupis – Oupis (Ουπις), aiming aspect of archery.
Reason: That was the closest Greek mythological name that I was able to find related to pool.
Item: Atomic Smoke skis
Name: Chione – Chione (Χιόνη) is the goddess of snow and daughter of Boreas.
Reason: Isn’t that obvious?
You decide if I am crazy or not.